Remember one of my colleague saying, 'First bike is like first wife'. First wife? Seriously? The dude seems crazy.
The crazier part is, I don't know to drive the bike. Started learning bike on the early morning of DL exam. And the awesome part is, cleared the exam. Hopefully clearing DL exam seemed to be easier than driving in Bangalore traffic.
Once driving back home from office. Got stuck in a signal. Dear signal, 'Show me the green. Show me the green'. 20 seconds to go. I am the one in the front. So many horn sounds. So many abuses. And some guy, 'Move away. **** ***. **** **** ***'. What? Where the hell did that come from? Did I just got abused. Its just 10 seconds remaining. Why is he in hurry? I didn't move an inch. 3,2,1 and signal shows my dear national flag's bottom most colour. Ok people wait. Now who the hell is organizing this vehicle race in main road signal? Traffic police? He gives/controls the green signal. And people begin their race. Well this is not Formula 1 race with cars. This is not official bike race. This is race of all road vehicles. Do any one, listening to my thoughts?
Need to turn left for home. Where the hell did this guy with auto come from? Ok. There is a small bulb on both sides of vehicle, as well as front and back. The invention is called indicator. You switch on that, when taking left or right turn. And switch off after taking turn. I use that small invention, even in the small street of corner roads. And why these people don't bother about it?
It was my first bike service. Was in hurry to home for India/Pakistan cricket match. And why the hell are these people moving slowly? Ok there is a platform on the left. Lead the bike in the platform. Crossed so many vehicles in seconds. God I am driving a jet. Took left turn for home. Was going to switch off the indicator. It was not even turned on in the first place. This ride is adventurous. And yes reached home before the toss.
Recently, was waiting in a signal. 15 seconds more for green. A guy was in front of me. Myself, 'Dude, move away'. He didn't move an inch. '**** ***. Move away'. Still, he didn't move. Its already less than 10 seconds. And he is still waiting for the signal. Seriously? And there comes the so late traffic police's green signal. And begins the race. And where the hell is that idiot? Turned around to look. He was far too behind. Seems, he is a fresher in the city. Still long way to go, junior. Realizing, I am graduated.
