or the story is completely fake. But this incident is truly a true incident.
It all happened during the first semester of MCA. I have a kind of alergy for travelling in bus. During long travels, I used to vomit in litres. So whenever I get into a bus, you can see a lot of choclates in my bag. Fortunately eating choclates avoids vomiting. Actually there is a scientific reason behind that.
So one day I was travelling from Rajapalayam to Trichy. I got around 20 MAHA-LACTO choclates. I found a seat near to a 6 year old boy, whose mommy was sitting next to him. By the way his name is Rahul. I gave a choclate to him, he smiled and kissed me. Vow. I love children. I got so happy. I showed him some magic. He got excited. He started shouting, "Mummy see this. Magic. Mummy Magic Mummy, Magic". Oh my god, I love children very much. Rahul liked my magic very much. I started doing more stuff. I swallowed 3 MAHA-LACTOS at a time, without tasting it. Rahul enjoyed watching it. Soon he fell asleep.
After crossing Madurai, I found out that I have only 2 choclates remaining. But its still 2hrs to reach Trichy. Who the hell named it as MAHA-Lacto. It all looks tiny to me now. Somehow I managed till the entrance of Trichy with 2 Tiny-Lacto choclates.
Suddenly my stomach started giving sounds KODAMUDA-KODAMUDA. Rahul started shouting, "Mummyyyy. See this magic. Anna is giving sounds without even opening his mouth". Oh my god, I hate children. But my stomach didnt stop. KODAMUDA-KODAMUDA. "Mummy can you hear that. This is the best magic ever. Anna do it again anna. Please please", Rahul. I never wanted to do that again. But my stomach did that for Rahul.
At last vomit started its jouney from my intestine towards my mouth. I had to reach the bus steps before vomit reaches my mouth. I ran like anything to the steps. It was like the running competition between vomit and me, but both with different destinations. At last I won. I sat on the steps and started throwing-up. Yes. I won.
A stranger was riding a bike. Unfortunately I threw-up a little bit on his leg. He become completely mad at me. He was shouting like anything on me and started chasing the bus. It was like he is going to catch the bus and kill me for the small vomiting issue. Everyone in the bus started watching like some cinema is going on. I got fear. And I stood up. I was standing on the steps and watching him chasing. Bad luck for me, bus stopped at the traffic. The guy came exactly sideby to the steps and stopped his bike. Oh my god, it started happening again. It should not. But it did. KODAMUDA-KODAMUDA. I threw-up again. But this time exactly on his shoulder. It was so embarrassing. Whole bus started laughing. The stranger didnt do anything. He was standing there in a shock. The crowd in the traffic were laughing too. Myself and the stranger were the only persons who were not laughing.
Yeah I can see my mom's yesterday dinner over there on his shoulder. "Anna 3 MAHA-LACTOS that you swallowed is on that guy", Rahul was screaming like anything. "Mummyyyyy. See this magic. The maha-lacto which was in Anna's stomach, is now with bike anna. This is the best magic ever". The bus started laughing again. The bus started from traffic signal. The stranger didnt show-up again. The bus reached trichy.
"You are the best magician, anna", Rahul kissed me. Oops, I love children. I said a goodbye to him. That was the day I became magician.
